So, I hear from my editors that your guy's world runs on a timeline similar to my own, and you have Christmas, too. In that case, Happy Holidays! However, it turns out that that's not the only thing we have in common...Dalton's trying to stamp out our spirits by stamping out the Christmas spirit. Everything has been changed to "winter solstice" now. The festival in Leene Square is the "Winter Solstice" festival, and we get the week of the winter solstice off from work and school (not that this matters to me, seeing as I run my own business from home)
But that hasn't kept us true Guardians from spitting in Daltons face, no siree. We had a Christmas tree farm at Leene Square, cocoa chugging, carols, and sleigh rides. The shops still advertise "Christmas sales!" in big bold letters, people who can afford the electricity string up lights on their houses, those who can't light candles.
I still miss Crono and Marle though. Crono and I used to have the greatest snowball fights when we were kids...Dunno how Marle would handle it. Probably better than both of us, seeing as how she could use her ice magic to cheat. Anyway, have I got a Christmas present for them! It'll be da BOMB! Ohohoho!!
Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Cast Fire2 and watch 'em scream
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Watch the dungeon burn to ashes
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
That is how we'll kick their asses!
It's old-fashioned, I know, but it was the best I could come up with on short notice. Besides, I'm good with fire and things that go BOOM! A little protection spell on the pair of them along with my "care package" should do the trick. That old set of caverns up in Truce Canyon should make a decent hiding place.
Oh, and if you're worried about me, don't be. I'd like to see the Porre government TOUCH me when I dangle my research on time-travel in front of Dalton's nose. It may be a stupid thing to do, giving that kind of knowledge to a madman, but if it comes down to Crono and Marle's lives...I'll do it.
So, um...Remember your friends this Christmas, but DON'T burn anything down! Yeah...and also, DON'T eat yellow snow! Even if your best friend dares you to...*editor mutters something about getting out while you still can* Anyway, Merry Christmas and best wishes to everyone!